New Product Lines Added

At least one of my lazy owners is finally getting some work done. Some new products have been added to my store since the opening, including the following:

• Ledge(TM) sleeping bags
• Brunton(TM) binoculars
• Leatherman(TM) multitools
• Gerber(TM) knives
• Cornea(TM), Carnivore(TM), and Gerber(TM) LED and Xenon flashlights

What do you mean, are they the real brands? Of course they are real! Those Leatherman(TM) multitools are real Leatherman(TM) multitools! Those Gerber(TM) knives are real Gerber(TM) knives! Do you honestly think I would go to all the trouble to type that little (TM) thing if they weren't the real deal? Stop bothering me if you are going to ask such ridiculous questions!