New Ads

My owners decided they are not wasting my money fast enough.  So they decided to waste more of it on these Internet ads.  I guess it was neat to see my ad on Google though (highlighted):

Here's a close-up:

Here's my other ad, followed by a close-up:

If you see my ads, whatever you do, don't click on them.  It costs me money.  Just type http://www.surlyjacks.com in your browser address bar and go buy something directly, to help me pay for these ads.

By the way, that first ad is completely true.  I use my Leatherman for stabbing, grabbing, slicing and sawing all of the time.